Back on the Blog thang!

February 12th, 2009

I’ve been spending too much time twittering and having more babies with the baby maker (missus) and not enough time writing important, informative, intelligent blog posts. Well, I’m back and if you want to follow me on Twitter go for it … I’m close personal friends with all the twittering celebrities … if you don’t belive me look at my amazingly massive list of followees … me and Charlie Brooker are best mates … and Demi Moore is such a laugh!

My business Lyraspace has a new website and can also be ‘followed’ on Twitter for news and updates.

I’ll be back soon with some crap to post but in the meantime … check out Graham Linehan’s blog … it’s hilarious. He can also be followed on Twitter here.

Mobile blogging

November 30th, 2008

Posted by mobile phone:
The problem with mobile blogging is that you don’t know what to write about on the M25. The Dartford crossing toll has gone up to 1.50 … bloody cheek!

Why I want a G-Wiz

August 12th, 2008
Why I want a G-Wiz

Why I want a G-Wiz,
originally uploaded by Lee & Lesley.


Phantom Sock

June 16th, 2008

As the weather has been getting better over the last few weeks I’ve taken to wearing my shorts and the obligatory ankle socks so I don’t look like a pensioner. Since wearing these ankle socks from M&S I’ve noticed something very strange.

You may be familiar with the a weird disorder called ‘Phantom Limb Syndrome’ which affects amputees and makes them ‘feel’ their missing limb as if it was still there. They get uncontrollable itches and unbearable pain as real as any able-bodied person may experience.

I’ve been getting a similar experience albeit without the pain or itching. For the last few weeks I’ve felt like my right foot has a sock on it; and it has, except this sock is long and is pulled right up past my ankle. I only get this feeling on my right leg and it wont go away. This is a phantom sock … can anyone help me?

The Prophylactic prophet

June 16th, 2008

I just read on the BBC News site that an Italian guy called Gabriele Paolini is being threatened with jail unless he stops hijacking live Italian TV link-ups …

While Mr Paolini has made a name for himself by bobbing about and generally disrupting reporters’ efforts to be serious, he is more than just an attention-seeker, says the BBC’s Mark Duff in Milan.

He calls himself the prophylactic prophet - not just because his antics often involve condoms, but because he sees his capers as a way of drawing attention to the plight of Aids sufferers.

It was the death of a friend from the disease which launched him on his career of disruption.

You can read more about Mr. Paolini’s exploits on his site and read the rest of the BBC News article here.

From his site you can link through to YouTube where he seems to have quite a following and also shares a name with a big body-builder.

Don’t you think he looks a bit like David Walliams off of the telly?

Photoshop Express is here!

May 15th, 2008

Finally, Photoshop Express has arrived with 2GB of space available if you want to pay for it. It’s only in Beta at the mo and has a warning that it may be slow for non-US residents, why this would be the case is unclear as it seemed to work fine for me here in London.

Following on from yesterdays post; I don’t think Picnik has anything to fear from PS-X (?) as it doesn’t have the ‘fun’ features that Picnik has although it does plug into your Flickr library as well.

Adobe have also released Premiere Express via partners like MTV but I’m unsure if there’ll be a stand-alone-browser version. Let’s hope so.

Let’s also hope Adobe release more browser-based apps like Illustrator Express and Dreamweaver Express perhaps. There’s no reason why not.

PhotoBox+Flickr+Picnik=Budget Photo Books at last!

May 14th, 2008

PhotoBox has been one of those photo printing services that’s been hanging around looking kinda interesting but always too much of a hassle for me to start using. I’ve always hung on in there for Flickr to sort itself out and finally partner with someone in the UK to produce Photo Books and Posters as easily as Moo do. Well, today I noticed that PhotoBox had had a facelift so I took a chance and had a peek. I discovered that they know not only import photos from my Flickr account but they have also partnered up with Picnik so you can edit your pics, add effects and titles so you can really get creative with your publishing. The best bit though … compared to other services, they’re pretty reasonably priced too. Excellent.

Dirty Keyboard, bad Keyboard … in the dishwasher!

May 2nd, 2008

The news is awash with stories that the good people at Which? have ‘done tests’ and …

Some computer keyboards harbour more harmful bacteria than a toilet seat …

Link here.

This reminded me of the following clip from a chap called ‘Stevo’ on YuubTuub that explains how you can easily clean your keyboard in the dishwasher. I wouldn’t recommend this technique if you own an Optimus Maximus Keyboard. Let’s face it, if you can afford one of these then you can probably afford to hire a small Vietnamese girl with extremely slender fingers to be your part-time Keyboard Hygiene Specialist periodically cleaning between your keys and shaking out the crumbs from your space bar … ooer!

Toy Crime

May 1st, 2008

Imagine - you leave your sweet, innocent, little-angel happily playing with her Barbie & Ken dolls and quietly tip-toe away; a large, contented grin spread over your face as you sigh with parental happiness. Over the years you don’t think much about your daughters obsession with Barbie. She’s healthy, she’s got lots of friends, really popular at school. What harm can it do, right? Then, one day, you notice your daughters computer is on and idly enter her room to turn the monitor off. It’s then that you see this grizzly scene on the screen …

Grizzly scene

You stumble backwards and catch your feet on a shoebox sticking out from under the bed. You fall and as you lift your head you see the box is full of Barbie parts; horrifically mutilated heads, limbs and torso’s a tangle of torn plastic and matted hair. You scream in horror (like a little girl) and then remember that little old woman who did something very similar in the 1940’s. You sip your tea, pick yourself up and wonder downstairs whistling a nice ditty.

http://barbiecrimescenes.blogspot.com/

Yes, this website may conjure up images of horrible little teenage monsters giggling while burning Barbie’s boobs but it is the work of an eccentric old lady called Frances Glessner Lee in the 1940’s that helped train the forensic pathologists of the day. In 1931, Lee gave $250,000 to establish the nation’s first department of legal medicine at Harvard Medical School, and she created the models for use in its forensic pathology program.

You can read more on Frances here. Quote …

During training, an investigator is taught to methodically scan the room, starting at one point and sweeping in a clockwise direction. Every detail must be noted. All the gas jets on the stove are wide open. Both doors are locked from the inside. The windows are closed and secured with spring-loaded locks. Newspaper is stuffed in the gaps around the door; nearby is a stack of paper and a knife apparently used for this purpose.

Looks like suicide. But Maryland’s chief medical examiner John Smialek*, M.D, points out inconsistent details. The woman was in the midst of performing routine domestic chores. Would she bake a cake and iron the laundry while on the verge of suicide? A bench in front of a window is slightly askew in an otherwise tidy room. An ice cube tray is on the floor beside her body, as though she had been getting a cool drink for a visitor.

Was it suicide, or murder?

“Her estranged husband killed her, then tried to cover it by making it look like suicide,” Dr. Smialek explains.

Alcohol and lust are common themes portrayed in other models, such as “The Red Bedroom,” in which a prostitute is crumpled at the floor of her closet, with her throat sliced and wrists bound by rope. Two liquor bottles and a box of chocolates sit on the bedroom floor.

Some models depict accidental deaths. In “The Burned Cabin,” a body on the bed is charred beyond recognition.

Another model is a double-homicide/suicide, an intricate three-room tableau in which a man shot his wife and infant with a rifle as they slept, then put a bullet through his own head in the kitchen. Despite the lethal head wound, he had walked through the house, sitting for a while at the foot of his child’s crib, before lying on the bed next to his dead wife in their bedroom. Blood is spattered everywhere.

Thankfully, these amazing models have been photographed and collated into an equally amazing book called ‘The Nutshell Studies of Unexplained Death’ which as of writing this post is still available on Amazon here.

Links:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frances_Glessner_Lee

http://brucegoldfarb.com/?p=22%3E%3CMETA%20NAME=

http://www.bellwethergallery.com/artistsindex_01.cfm?fid=28

Mucky chops

April 28th, 2008
Mucky chops

Mucky chops,
originally uploaded by Lee & Lesley.

I thought it appropriate that Lyra (my daughter) should take pride of place as the first entry on my blog. It’s also a chance to test Flickr’s blogging features which have had an upgrade since I last tried to upoad something. Lyra ate the cat. She was very hungry.